abouuut me

abouuut me
Salut je mappel Krystan mais tlm mappel Krys écrit

K r y s e E

Jai 18 ans
Jhabite o canada
je suis une grosse bavarde fak si tu vx nen savoir plus ta juste a mécrire






1; THE, perfect man. random en criss maais


Yeux ; claire préférable bleu ou vert
Cheveux ; brun foncée ou blond
Lèvres ; douces... percing = avantage
Oreilles ; euuh lole... 2 ...
Peau ; haha préférable
Bras ; manches?! :D euuh fort :D (avec muscles mais pa gar body-builder)
Main; habile :D
Ventre ; peu importe juste pas obese
Pénis ; oui svp
Cuisse ; wtf
Jambe ; pas razé svp sinon sa srai bizz sur un gars
Pied ; avec 5 orteilles lole
Son poid ; pas obese ni anorexic
Grandeur ; plus grand ke moi pcq je suis ptite en criss
Ses dents ; droites et blanches...
Sa position préféré ; doggie ;)
Son expression faciale la plus fréquente ;ahh c don ben nowhere celui la
La manière qu'il te serre ; assé fort pour me montré ke je suis en sécurité mais pas tro pour métouffé lol
Son signe de gêne ; k'il devien tt rouge sul nez et ses joues
Son style ; peu importe tant kil soi bo mais préférable kelkun a la mode
Comment marche-t-il ; un pas a la fois
Ses vêtements ; a la mode
Son rire ; un rire ki me fais rire et kand jlentend sa me rend tt ''warm inside''

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2; Names.


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YOUR NAME:
KRYSTAN

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
KRYS-IZZLE
lole!!

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
PINK GIRAPH
niiice

YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's name)
BARKROLE
um shure ok y not

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(2nd favorite color, favorite drink).
GREEN ORANGE JUICE
thats the lamest superhero name ever

YOUR PORNSTAR NAME:
(name of oldest pet, nearby street)
CHELSEY DESPINS
i admit that chelsey sounds like a pornstar name

YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets)
BLACK OREO
wow so goth its scary

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3; Qualités/défauts.
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_________________TIMIDE: ____________■■■■■■■■■■ depends with who

_________________RANCUNIÈRE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________GOURMANDE: ____________■■■■■■■■■■ when im not on speed
_________________MALADROITE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ im the clumsyest person ever

_________________ÉGOÏSTE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________PEUREUSE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________ATTENTIVE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ PANTOUTE en tk pa a lecole

_________________GENTILLE: ________■■■■■■■■■■ jpx etre bitch en criss

_________________SUPERFICIELLE : ________■■■■■■■■■

_________________JALOUSE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________PARESSEUSE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ not at all

_________________SENSIBLE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ bizarement juste ses bras

_________________GÉNÉREUSE: _____________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________BAVARDE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________MYSTERIEUSE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________SOURIANTE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ all the time.. gaar

_________________CHIANTE: __________■■■■■■■■■kand sam poigne ouuf fai tension

_________________DÉPENSIÈRE: __________■■■■■■■■■■

_________________SILENCIEUSE: _____________■■■■■■■■■■ JAMAIS

_________________ALCOOLIQUE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ jaime crissement boir mais je suis loin detre alcolic

_________________POLIE: _______________■■■■■■■■■en tk a la job surtou

_________________AMOUREUSE: ______■■■■■■■■■■ je taime seb

_________________CHIALEUSE: __________■■■■■■■■■■ pas autant ke marc

_________________HEUREUSE : __________■■■■■■■■■kesement tjrs
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# Posté le samedi 25 avril 2009 03:47

5 noms

[1] seb
[2] arianne
[3] marc
[4] tina
[5] danielle
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1. Have you ever danced with number 4? Duh
2. Where did you meet number 5? At school... la ruche
3. Have you ever gotten drunk with number 4? too many times to count
4. Have you ever gotten in trouble with number 3? uuuuhmm no i dont think so
5. Have you seen number 2 naked? not completly
6. Do you like number 1? Like him? i Love him
7. Have you ever seen 5 in a swimsuit? haha! Yeaa.
8. Have you ever met 4s Family? well her mom and brother ..oh yeah and Floyd
9. Do you know 2s middle name? euhhh.. no but i should shes already told me
10. Have you ever eaten anything in front of 3? haha yeah all the time when were stoned
11. Do you trust number 5? id trust her with my life
12. Do number 2 seen you cry? millions of times
13. Have you ever fought with number 1? haha no not yet :P
14. When's the last time you talked to 3 in person? thursday :)
15. Are any of your top 5 family? ariii = sister
16. Have you ever kissed number 2? euhhm... on the cheek i think
17. Have you ever done something dangerous with number 1? is smoking joints something dangerous.
18. Have you ever slept in the same bed with number 5 ? hell yeah... ;)
19. Do you think 1 and 5 would make a good couple? they better not TABARNAK! lole
20. Would 3 do anything for you? i think so
21. Has 2 ever helped you out? all the time...
22. Have you ever slept in the same bed as number 4? yes
23. Which have you known the longest? number 3: marc since 3rd grade
24. Who have you known the shortest? number one: seb since secondaire 5 aka 3 years ago
25. What's the most noticeable thing about number 1? the fact that he's always stoned, that and his small nose haha
26. Have you had a crush on 1? i hope eh im dating him
27. Have you ever done anything illegal with number 4? everytime we see each other haha
28.Which of your top friends drives the fastest on the road? i guess ari cuz none of them drive besides her unless u include tina with her scooter but even then

# Posté le samedi 25 avril 2009 03:06

i love college

i love college
I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

# Posté le mardi 21 avril 2009 22:12

la beauté de la vie

la beauté de la vie

# Posté le mardi 21 avril 2009 00:06

my little sister who i love to death

my little sister who i love to death
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# Posté le lundi 20 avril 2009 23:58